Thursday, November 02, 2006

How Does That Make You Feel?



There is no "How Does That Make You Feel?" today as the writer has been abducted by aliens.

We will observe and monitor the physiological and psychological reactions of grown children returning to their roots.

We start by placing the subject back amoung his relatives - ALL of them - for a series of human social events.

How Does That Make You Feel?

9 Comments:

Blogger john said...

I am hoping that he has a good time among his relatives. I always seem to, no matter how distant I've been feeling from them lately.
While my blog has been so cathartic for me, it has also made me feel alienated somewhat. But I think it will be a good thing.

8:19 AM  
Blogger Spider said...

It makes me feel happy that he is going to be a part of a family he loves and is going to love him... for a very special event...

10:44 AM  
Blogger Michael Guy said...

I never learned the "Hokey-Pokey."

4:04 PM  
Blogger steve'swhirlyworld said...

I think we should just videotape the entire thing, and share it on your blog...then we'll tell you how we feel over a bowl of popcorn :) Have fun!

5:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Relatives? Relatives? You can pick your nose but you can't pick your relatives... good luck among the muggles

8:33 PM  
Blogger Pete said...

No no bring the writer back. we would miss him too much.

10:15 PM  
Blogger A Bear in the Woods said...

Hopeful that he has a great time, and can be himself among the ghastly assortment of maiden aunts and other people's children who pick their noses. Hopefully you and Someone will be caught making out in the kitchen when everyone is in the next room to enjoy it with you.
And please make sure to have passionate, raucous, LOUD sex while you're there. Just because it's the right thing to do.

10:28 AM  
Blogger Conor Karrel said...

Terrified, simply terrified! Please make it back alive!

5:25 PM  
Blogger Cliffie, The Lemming Girl said...

I am filled with empathetic dread. Be careful out there...I mean back here!

12:18 PM  

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