Mentall Illness in your Appliances
Mr. Spider at A Spider's Web got me thinking about whether or not a person’s personality can be illustrated by the type of dessert they eat. Since I usually don’t eat dessert, that would make me with ‘zero personality’ which I don’t relish as the truth. Hope not!
But perhaps it is not desserts but one’s favorite appliance that is the real personality test.
So, here it is;
Choose your ‘appliance’.
I gave the answers ahead of time, so you can get to work on your issues ASAP.
1) The TV – indicates paranoia.
“Gee everyone is watching me”
2) The lamp – manic depressive
“I shine brightly, then I just shut down and off”
3) The calculator – delusional disorder.
“Hey, I’m just as good a computer!”
4) The cell phone – schizophrenia
“I am receiving messages from out side and I hear voices in my head”
5) The washing machine – Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
“I keep washing the same things, over and over again, and they won’t stay clean”
6) The vacuum cleaner – depression
“Gee, life sucks, and so do I”
And finally
7) The bread machine – co-dependency issues
“I am so kneedy”
22 Comments:
I was going to say "vacuum cleaner" until I realized that your line "...and so do I" did not mean what I thought it meant. (***EG***) ...so I've got to go with the calculator (delusional).
If I pick the food processor, does it mean that I'm dangerously psychotic?
people who pick food processor should not be let out of doors unsupervised.
How about a toaster? Would you hand me that fork, please? I think something's stuck in there.
I'm definitely the bread machine with a close second to the TV, except that's not paranoia so much as hoping that everyone's watching me. I am an exhibitionist... I mean actor, after all.
I was going to say washing machine. Uh, just how accurate are these readings?
I hope you are having a great week. How did you ever make it thru Step 1 and 2 without a mental illness?
John - who says I didn't?
Internship was hell and I believe in hindsight I met the criteria for Major Depressive Disorder.
What an awful year that was.
How about lawn and garden equipment?
The passive-agressive weedeater? The hoe? well, maybe not.
The gas-powered mower -can't stop drinking, tears up everything in its path.
I'd better quit now.
Probably #5: the washing machine. I'm the OCD poster child, by the way.
I'm a remote,
Push my buttons and I'll make you do things you wouldn't believe!?
lol
I"m a bread macine
I'm sorry...I'm the MAGIC BULLET; I know it's not on your list. I love my mini blender with lots of gadgets, it's easy to clean, hides easily in the cabinet, and comes with functional glasses with colored rims - what is your diagnosis Doc? Come on...time to apply all of that book smarts :)
I feel so honored to have imspired such a wonderful post as this - it is too funny - unless your favorite appliance is the vacuum cleaner with the cell phone and bread maker attachments, as mine is, then this post is just too sad...
Joel -your idea was a LOL
Steve - Magic Bullet types are in desperate need of an expensive analysis that will merely prolong the problem.
Spider - you need to lay off all appliances and eat more dessert this week, and all will be well.
I think I am more like the washing machine. My friends, however would probably compare me to scissors.....a bit "snippy" at times. What do they know?
I'm sure I know what's coming when I say...my favorite appliance(s) is a really good range/oven and a spectacular vent hood that pulls about 3000 cfm.
Okay Doc...give it to me.
Thanks...I always did have expensive taste :)
STEPHEN! YOU'RE AN IRON!!! OMG, I've never seen anyone IRON so much...and yes, you're snippy too :) but I love your flaws too.
LOL.
Those are good. I'm not sure which of those I would be. I always thought of myself as a mixer.
geez, gay guys and their appliances!
I guess I am bread machine. Which one is you?
I'm not sure about an appliance, but I may be the passive-agressive "As Seen on TV" kitchen gadget.
Looks pretty but in the long-run takes longer to "chop your veggies" than a simple knife.
Am I in trouble if I say "slow cooker"?
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