Mentall Illness in your Appliances

Mr. Spider at A Spider's Web got me thinking about whether or not a person’s personality can be illustrated by the type of dessert they eat. Since I usually don’t eat dessert, that would make me with ‘zero personality’ which I don’t relish as the truth. Hope not!

But perhaps it is not desserts but one’s favorite appliance that is the real personality test.

So, here it is;
Choose your ‘appliance’.
I gave the answers ahead of time, so you can get to work on your issues ASAP.

1) The TV – indicates paranoia.
“Gee everyone is watching me”

2) The lamp – manic depressive
“I shine brightly, then I just shut down and off”

3) The calculator – delusional disorder.
“Hey, I’m just as good a computer!”

4) The cell phone – schizophrenia
“I am receiving messages from out side and I hear voices in my head”

5) The washing machine – Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
“I keep washing the same things, over and over again, and they won’t stay clean”

6) The vacuum cleaner – depression
“Gee, life sucks, and so do I”

And finally

7) The bread machine – co-dependency issues
“I am so kneedy”